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Jerk Off to the Dead

from Learn Friendship or Die! by Hörsefaüker

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A parody of your former self
You depend on your past success
You've overstayed your welcome
Fate of every franchise has already come

Lore expansion and fan-services
All the trickery couldn't save your ass
Straw-manning criticisms and
making decisions based upon populism

[chorus]
She's been dead years ago
Stuff her body no one will know
Hanging from the strings like a marionette
Most people are just happy to see her, they deserve what they get


Sometimes it's like you couldn't care any less
You're not flawless you're just ball-less
Some fans are utterly pissed because
If you did your homework you couldn't have missed

Here is your favorite pony clap your hands
It is so easy to fulfill demands
Demythicizing your own fairy tale,
if you're not clever enough it's self-betrayal


[chorus]


400 wasted opportunities
Everyone took an arrow to their knees
Your new settings are horse shit
and the new cast they totally fit

Do you have decent quality control
Are you busy kissing other's asshole
Do you think being a kid's show can
give you excuses remember how the show exploded


A parody of your former self
You keep depending on your past success
You've overstayed your welcome
Fate of every franchise has already come

Lore expansion and fan-services
All the trickery couldn't save your ass
Straw-manning criticisms and
making decisions based upon populism


[chorus]

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from Learn Friendship or Die!, released January 3, 2022

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