We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Learn Friendship or Die!

by Hörsefaüker

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $10 USD  or more

     

1.
Intro : "Death, Rape, Blood, War" 01:41
info
buy track
2.
Belly Tits 06:26
lyrics
buy track
Have you ever heard of belly tits? Have you ever seen belly tits? Have you ever touched belly tits? Have you ever sucked on belly tits? Portal. I don't know. Do you give a shit? Sentient anthropoid, firepower supreme Friendship? Let alone mutual consent They say "If you escape this, I'll fuck you in your dreams." Anatomically accurate androgynous anthro ass Bronies bondage ball busting bisexual bestiality Condomless copulation corpse clopping cuckoldry Donkey dick domination dual dildo defloration Covered in feces left to die in stench Amputated, blinded, craving for cum With a flick of a switch, she becomes my bitch Look at what your goddess has become Now despair! Erection, ejaculation, equinopedophile Foals and fillies feminized fucked by futa F********* Glory hole gay genitals grinding, gagging, galloping Hentai horses humanized horny horse-cock human-sized Nothing is sacred Covered in feces left to die in stench Desecrated, mangled to display With a flick of a switch, she becomes my bitch Listen to what your goddess has to say Let me die! Kill me!
3.
Cockboop 06:08
lyrics
buy track
Cockboop, for her, it was unthinkable Cockboop, she said it's too warm for a popsicle Cockboop, depending on her blind sight Cockboop, you told her not to bite Offend the kind of people who gets offended by the things to The things to offend the kind of people who gets offended by Who gets offended by the things to offend the kind of people The kind of people who gets offended by the things to offend Offend the kind of people who gets offended by the things to The things to offend the kind of people who gets offended by Who gets offended by the things to offend the kind of people The kind of people who gets offended by the things to offend Cockboop, there is no turning back Cockboop, on her chin your ball sack Cockboop, the kindness you pretend Cockboop, she's just your fetish not your friend Offend the kind of people who gets offended by the things to The things to offend the kind of people who gets offended by Who gets offended by the things to offend the kind of people The kind of people who gets offended by the things to offend Offend the kind of people who gets offended by the things to The things to offend the kind of people who gets offended by Who gets offended by the things to offend the kind of people The kind of people who gets offended by the things to offend
4.
Antidotal Overkill 05:17
lyrics
buy track
Pedophile, man-child Illiterate, degenerate Celibate, effeminate Motherfuckers gonna masturbate Non-payment, incompetent Lurking in his parent's basement Man-tit, smells like shit They won't admit that they are gay Bunch of fucking gay guys Chronic dispute did give you victim mentality Driven by the complex of being a self-righteous minority Now you have the nerve to be surprised by the infamy The product you consume became your own identity The show is great! No more debate! Haters are gonna hate Non-agreer, disappear I just don't wanna hear Don't need a reason It's a treason just your opinion So untrue Ballyhoo and most importantly, fuck you! Fighting over a stupid question no one asks a smart one I just wanted to have fun, if it goes on like this I'm fucking done Can't differentiate what's valid from what's stupid Everybody thinks they're always right myself included It's gonna fucking suck It's gonna fucking suck Fuck you it's all your fault 'Course it's gonna fucking suck
5.
Good Dragon 05:19
lyrics
buy track
I'll never get paid, I'll never get laid I'll never get to lick a clit, I'll never get my dick erect No matter how many candles I blow, my pubic hair will never grow The best thing I will ever get is being treated like a pet I'm biting my ball gag They're busting my ball sack Just an everyday punching bag I just wanna cum inside A******** I'll never get followed, I'll never get swallowed I'm not allowed to rut while my face is down here around their butt Nobody will spread til the day I'll be dead Me and her in bed is just canon in your head Castrated masculinity In a world of female supremacy Exceeding anal capacity I just wanna cum inside R***** None of my proudest fap Swallowed alive, shat dead Swallowed alive, shat dead Swallowed alive, shat dead Swallowed alive, shat fucking dead Swallowed alive, shat fucking dead Swallowed alive, shat fucking dead You will suffer, horsefucker You will suffer, horsefucker You will suffer, horsefucker You will suffer, horsefucker, cocksucker, die! I won't get paid, I won't get laid I'll never get my dick wet, my ass I can bet Racial bigot turns me into a faggot Forcing me to wear a dress to fuck me in the ass Ass fucking purgatory You become a self-parody Trapped inside a child's body I just wanna cum inside F**** S*****
6.
Thrash Sells... Learn Friendship or Die! 08:07
lyrics
buy track
Give me loyalty Give me honesty Generosity Positivity Cordiality Magic if you please Master all of these Bring him to his knees Learn friendship or die! Gather the sacred stones compel your enemy Blaze of six colors cleanse their soul and burn their sins Melting faces kicking crotch balls come out of their mouth Punishment to heretics, let's see who finally wins Shoot it up their asses puking rainbows, head explodes Wiping out the unborn child, the sinner in the womb Lethal heat peel off their skin, no air to fucking scream Try to piss themselves, but boiling piss comes out as fume Permanent state of suspended life Eternal darkness they would rather die No need to judge who's good or bad, just blast 'em at their face Elements will tell the truth, it's a pity you're not dead It's a children's TV show, so no murder on-screen Perpetual captivity, gave 'em something worse instead Permanent state of suspended life Eternal darkness oh, they would rather die Forced inclusion, we're pushing diversity Euphoric overdrive, neural circuits will fry You'd rather strangle your own child, you'd rather suck a cock The only way is to submit, there is no escape Madness is a luxury, death will be your prize There is no alternative voluntary anal gape
7.
Death, Fuckin' Death 05:59
lyrics
buy track
Inspired by human tragedies Cult leaders and commies They don't know where you have been Your repentance is off-screen Justify your existence Take your fucking time Your hypocrisy makes me sick Feeling guilty is your schtick [chorus] Forced inclusion Fake redemption You did not earn our recognition SImping over her ass to cover Now she's somehow a moral figure Cronyism Opportunism Now the fandom has another schism Mass murderer now seat in power The product they are pushing further Death - Fucking death Being evil for the sake of evil Bitch - You're a parasite You don't deserve it but you want to be equal Bullshit - Now she is the hero Her ass could cover half of Mary Sue tropes Whore - Yes you're a whore You left no one else to fuck except for the corpse [chorus] Death - I said fucking death You have crossed the moral event horizon Bitch - They need more fucked up villains Turn 'em into good guys for next season Bullshit - How the fuck are you so strong Lousy background and off-screen plot Whore - boring and hysterical Other than a pussy what's the merit you got? Heard that she ended the world Gave indulgence you can't afford Tell me who's forgiving who? Self righteous mercy was just for you Motherfucker had her way Others busy finding out who's gay To hell with your c**** m*** I don't give a fuck about your story arc [chorus]
8.
Your Waifu is a Ficking Hoe 01:22
lyrics
buy track
Your waifu is a fucking hoe Your waifu is a fucking hoe Everybody is her dildo You're busy humping the pillow Your waifu is a fucking hoe Your waifu is a fucking hoe Everybody is her dildo You're busy humping the pillow Your waifu is a fucking hoe Your waifu is a fucking hoe Your waifu is a fucking hoe Your waifu is a fucking hoe
9.
Jerk Off to the Dead 05:48
lyrics
buy track
A parody of your former self You depend on your past success You've overstayed your welcome Fate of every franchise has already come Lore expansion and fan-services All the trickery couldn't save your ass Straw-manning criticisms and making decisions based upon populism [chorus] She's been dead years ago Stuff her body no one will know Hanging from the strings like a marionette Most people are just happy to see her, they deserve what they get Sometimes it's like you couldn't care any less You're not flawless you're just ball-less Some fans are utterly pissed because If you did your homework you couldn't have missed Here is your favorite pony clap your hands It is so easy to fulfill demands Demythicizing your own fairy tale, if you're not clever enough it's self-betrayal [chorus] 400 wasted opportunities Everyone took an arrow to their knees Your new settings are horse shit and the new cast they totally fit Do you have decent quality control Are you busy kissing other's asshole Do you think being a kid's show can give you excuses remember how the show exploded A parody of your former self You keep depending on your past success You've overstayed your welcome Fate of every franchise has already come Lore expansion and fan-services All the trickery couldn't save your ass Straw-manning criticisms and making decisions based upon populism [chorus]

about

Thrash metal tribute to horses

credits

released January 3, 2022

license

all rights reserved

tags

If you like Learn Friendship or Die!, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Saxophonist Isaiah Collier chats about his new LP and the influence of Pharoah Sanders.
listen now